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Open Positions
Analyst
Use your imagination all day and write reports. People will be paying you for your insights and influence.
Buzzword Compliant
Must take credit for other people's work
Take bribes
Leak intellectual property from one company to another
Talking (10%)
Pointing Fingers (15%)
Drinking With Customers (75%)
Expensing Travel (5%)
Hanging out on Slack (15%)
Attending Conferences (75%)
Explaining What a Penetration Tester Is (5%)
Penetration Tester
Seeking experienced Penetration Tester. No actual experience necessary. Must be able to sell hundreds of pages of 'information leakage' CWEs to a customer.
Kali Linux
Wifi Pineapple
NMAP, NESSUS, SQLNINJA
Manic depression highly preferred