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Analyst

Use your imagination all day and write reports. People will be paying you for your insights and influence.

check Buzzword Compliant
check Must take credit for other people's work
check Take bribes
check Leak intellectual property from one company to another
Talking (10%)
Pointing Fingers (15%)
Drinking With Customers (75%)
Expensing Travel (5%)
Hanging out on Slack (15%)
Attending Conferences (75%)
Explaining What a Penetration Tester Is (5%)

Penetration Tester

Seeking experienced Penetration Tester. No actual experience necessary. Must be able to sell hundreds of pages of 'information leakage' CWEs to a customer.

check Kali Linux
check Wifi Pineapple
check NMAP, NESSUS, SQLNINJA
check Manic depression highly preferred

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No Overhead. Cloud Agnostic. Most Common Industry Practice.

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