MERCHANDISE
Wear Nothing. Say Everything.
Do Nothing™ In Style
Now you can show the world you've stopped wasting money on cybersecurity theater. Our official Do Nothing™ merchandise lets everyone know you've read the data, done the math, and made the only rational choice.
Do Nothing™ Tee
The official uniform of cybersecurity risk acceptance.
Available in Black, Navy, and Dark Heather. Features the Do Nothing™ logo on the front and Nothing Security branding on the back, so they know who you work for as you walk away from your SIEM.
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Sip coffee. Ignore alerts. Accept risk.
Black ceramic mug with the Do Nothing™ logo. Available in 11oz and 15oz. Perfect for your morning stand-up where you explain why you're not remediating that critical finding.
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Why Wear Nothing?
Conversation Starter
Watch your CISO's face when they read your shirt. The truth hurts, but at least you'll look good delivering it.
More Effective Than Your EDR
82% of EDR detections are malware-free anyway. This shirt has the same detection rate and costs less per year.
Better ROI Than Your SIEM
53% of SIEM alerts are false positives. This shirt generates zero false positives and looks great at conferences.